Spending 3 Days at the Mall of America: Awesome or Awful?
Once upon a time, I spent three whole days at the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota.
Three days at the largest shopping mall in the United States might sound like a nightmare to some of you. Others may be curious about what it was actually like.
Before I get into my Mall of America experience, though, I feel like I owe you a little back story to set the scene.
I grew up in a suburb of a suburb in northeast Ohio. My family lived more or less in the middle of nowhere, but we were only a 20-minute drive from the grocery store, movie theater, school, and, yes, shopping mall.
I have great memories of the mall. It's where I'd go birthday shopping with my grandma every fall. Where I'd hang out on the weekends with my friends. I even worked at the mall one holiday season when I was home and saving up money for my trip to Southeast Asia. Even today, when I go home to visit my parents, there's about an 85% chance that my mom and I will end up at the mall just to walk around and catch up as we window shop.
I have such good mall memories, in fact, that when I got invited on a three-day press trip to the Mall of America, my immediate thought was along the lines of, “That sounds really fun!” And so I went.
The Mall of America
The Mall of America is not your average shopping mall. So if you're picturing your local mall in your head right now and wondering how the heck I'm going to write a whole blog post about a place like that, know right now that I'm not writing about that mall.
To further prove this point, here are some fun facts about the Mall of America that probably don't apply to your local shopping mall:
- The Mall of America is huge. How huge? 32 Boeing 747s or 7 Yankee Stadiums could fit inside.
- If you spent 10 minutes in each store inside the MOA, it would take you 86 hours to visit them all.
- The roof of the Mall of America is made almost entirely of skylights – nearly 8 acres of skylights, in fact. This is one of many things that helps the Mall stay at a comfortable 70 degrees Fahrenheit year-round, no matter what the weather outside is like.
- 7,000+ weddings have been performed at Mall of America (yes, there's a Chapel of Love inside!). Here's my favorite MOA wedding story.
- 40 million people visit the Mall of America annually, which is more than the combined populations of North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa… and Canada. That's also close to the number of people who visit Times Square each year, and nearly double the amount who visit Disney World!
Things to do at the Mall of America
So what is there to DO at the Mall of America? Well, probably more than you think.
1. Shopping
Of COURSE you can shop at the Mall of America. The MOA is home to more than 500 stores, so chances are you'll find what you're looking for.
I was excited to find storefronts for some of my favorite outdoor brands like Columbia and The North Face, and noted plenty of mall staples like Macy's and Nordstrom, too. One of the other women on my trip bought herself a new bag at the Kate Spade store, and I went into several specialty stores you won't find elsewhere.
I liked the mix of chain stores that I was familiar with and unique ones that I'd never heard of before. I also loved that the sales associates were all SUPER nice – but in an entirely non-annoying way. It's definitely a Midwestern thing.
Another bonus when shopping at the Mall of America? Minnesota has no sales tax on clothing!
2. Visit the amusement park
When you're all shopped out, head over to Nickelodeon Universe, an amusement park located smack dab in the middle of the Mall of America. The park has more than 25 rides and attractions, including a few roller coasters, a log flume, a ropes course, and plenty of kid-friendly rides, too.
I'm spoiled when it comes to amusement parks since I grew up near the world's best (Cedar Point), but it was still fun to roam around and ride the Spongebob roller coaster (video here!).
3. SEA LIFE Aquarium
One of my favorite non-shopping things we did was visit the SEA LIFE aquarium, a full aquarium beneath the first floor of the mall. There are a couple of touch pools that are (understandably) very popular with visitors of all ages, as well as a psychedelic jellyfish exhibit, and a 300-foot-long underwater tunnel that takes you through a few different ecosystems, from the Amazon to the deep ocean to Minnesota's lakes.
The tunnels were by far my favorite.
I also appreciate that the aquarium works with a variety of marine rescue and rehoming programs/charities, and focuses a lot on education (it's hugely popular with local school groups).
4. See a movie or live comedy
The fourth floor of the MOA is dedicated mostly to entertainment, with some restaurants, a comedy venue called Rick Bronson's House of Comedy, and a 14-screen movie theater.
You can also check out FlyOver America, which is a unique flight simulation ride that gives you an aerial view of some of the most iconic spots across the USA.
5. Be a kid again
If you have kids – or if you're just a big kid-at-heart – there's plenty for them to do at the Mall of America, too. First of all, there's the amusement park. And then there are lots of other “attractions” spread throughout the MOA. Including:
- A huge LEGO Store
- The Crayola Experience
- The Museum of Illusions, which is both fun and educational
- TWO mini golf courses (Moose Mountain Adventure Golf, and Rock of Ages Blacklight Minigolf)
- The Amazing Mirror Maze
- An interactive gaming experience called Activate
- Multiple escape rooms
- A multi-media fun house called Wink World
- And more!
For adults, The Fair on 4 is also worth mentioning. It's themed like a state fair (with state fair foods nand craft beer, to boot!), and offers activities like go-karting and axe throwing.
Where to Eat in the Mall of America
The Mall of America has more than 50 places to eat, so whether you're looking for typical food court fare or something a little more classy (or Hooters if that's more your style), you have options.
Some of my favorite places to eat include:
Twin City Grill – Head here for casual dining with a down-home Minnesotan flair. Try some fried cheese curds to start, then enjoy a good steak or walleye fillet for dinner. For dessert, I recommend the homemade key lime pie.
Burger Burger – I went here for lunch, and it may actually be my favorite place we ate at the Mall of America! My John Wayne burger was delicious, as was the truffle aioli that I used to dip my fries in. I also loved that the burger portions here are totally manageable.
Cedar + Stone – Located in the new JW Marriott that's connected to the mall, this dining spot is the hottest new place to go if you're a foodie. You'll find delicious dishes inspired by Minnesota’s natural roots and local culture. I highly recommend the cornbread, as well as the BLT pizza with pork belly.
Where to Stay
There are tons of hotels to choose from in Bloomington (many of which offer free shuttles to the MOA), but I highly recommend staying in one that's actually attached to the Mall of America. This means you don't have to carry around a coat when you shop in the winter, and it's easy to pop back to your room for a shopping break or to drop off your purchases.
Radisson Blu
I stayed at the Radisson Blu Mall of America, which, true to the Radisson Blu brand, is a modern, trendy hotel with cool design elements and really comfortable rooms. The lobby in this hotel was my absolute favorite.
The Radisson Blu is also connected to the second floor of the Mall of America, making it incredibly easy to pop over to one of the mall's five Caribou Coffees, the LEGO Store, or somewhere for dinner without having to go outside at all.
What Else to Do near MOA
Since not everyone would be excited to spend three whole days inside a shopping mall (no matter how large and cool), you'll be happy to know that Minneapolis' handy light rail system has a stop right beneath the Mall of America. You can hop on and be in downtown Minneapolis in less than 30 minutes.
If you do go this route, I highly recommend dinner at Hell's Kitchen (and get some of their delicious peanut butter to take home!).
Awesome or Awful?
So, what it awesome or awful to spend 3 days at the Mall of America?
Well, if you read this whole post, I think you probably already know that I had a pretty good time at the Mall of America. Is it a place that I think everyone will love? No. But I personally had a lot of fun and would deem this trip as pretty “awesome.”
So what do you think? Does a trip to the Mall of America sound awesome or awful to you?
*Note: I was hosted by the Mall of America on this trip. However, all opinions, suggestions, and occasional shopaholic tendencies are 100% my own.
Amanda Williams is the award-winning blogger behind A Dangerous Business Travel Blog. She has traveled to more than 60 countries on 6 continents from her home base in Ohio, specializing in experiential and thoughtful travel through the US, Europe, and rest of the world. Amanda only shares tips based on her personal experiences and places she's actually traveled!
I lived in Minneapolis for 4 years and everyone was always at a loss for words when we would go to the ‘mall’. It is definitely unlike anything anyone has every seen. I miss having it near me some times because there is just so much variety there. Glad that you got to experience it and highlight it for others. I miss Caribou!! They don’t exist in the south.
Yup, it’s certainly unlike any “mall” I’ve seen, too! I’m glad I got the chance to see it.
I’ve never thought to visit the MOA, but this post has made me consider it.
I am now hungry after seeing that charcuterie board.
Yum!
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A lot of people would never consider a mall a tourist attraction, but this one definitely is!
Oh that sounds awesome! There is so much to do and see and explore and it is SO huge – I am already spoilt for choices!
Yup, plenty of choices, no matter what you’re looking for!
I don’t think I could spend all day in a mall. But it does look like a lot of fun. Especially the Lego Store. Did it have a Disney Store?
Yes, it had a Disney store, too!
That actually sounds very cool! I first heard of the Mall of America when I was in grade 8 and it’s always been in the back of my mind since. Now that I’m older, though, I don’t find the attraction to going to the malls anymore (hello, online shopping!)… but I’d still would like to go for the fun of it! Maybe one of these days I’ll road trip over to Minnesota and see this place!
Road trip! Plus, Minneapolis is pretty cool, too!
This sounds awesome! It sounds exactly like the malls I’m used to in Abu Dhabi and Dubai. Who doesn’t love an aquarium inside a mall? 😉
Yes! I think the only malls that can compare are probably ones in the Middle East!
I was watching some Christmas show on History Channel in December–Mall of America was featured. It’s amazing how many hours and work crews put in to set everything up!
For those living in the metro DC area, there’s Tyson’s Corner Mall and Tyson’s Galleria II, but two are nothing in size by comparison.
It’s almost a small city! I can only imagine how pretty it must be all decorated for Christmas!
As someone who lives nearby, I can’t imagine spending 3 whole days there! But it definitely is a fun place to visit.
I’m sure I’d feel the same way if I lived nearby. But as someone who was just visiting, it was great!
Awesome and awful :). Having grown up 20 minutes from the MOA, we have a love hate relationship. Love because it’s a great place to go for literally everything you could possibly need (someone should try living in the MOA during winter), and hate because you can get lost for days inside.
Great piece ;).
Haha, I can totally understand that love-hate relationship!
I think I’ll be traveling to Minneapolis later this year, so this is helpful info! I’m excited to check this giant mall out!
Ohhh awesome! Minneapolis is a cool city, too – plenty to do! But yes, definitely pop over to Bloomington and the MOA for at least a day!
This actually sounds like a really cool place to visit! It’s not at all something I had thought of before, but now that you’ve written about it I would totally be down to spend a couple days there. It seems like there’s so much inside the mall there would be hardly any reason to leave 🙂
Yup! The theme of my trip was how you could do so much in the mall without ever having to go outside into the cold Minnesota winter!
When my family drove across the country in 1995, we happen to be in MN on my birthday and I really wanted to go and see it, even though I hate shopping. It really was a sight to see! My dad just dropped us off and went into town to go a museum and even he regrets not staying with my mom, sister, and me. I think even he would have found it somewhat interesting for a few hours!
It’s actually quite nice inside – and there’s SO much to do, even if you don’t like shopping.
They’re expanding?! What on earth could they possibly add??
Generally, I don’t care for malls at all, but I would LOVE to explore this one. And since I am a ride FIEND, the roller coasters, etc. would be awesome!
Great post – thanks for the reminder that I want to see it!
And yes, growing up in OH, we were spoiled by great amusement parks: Cedar Point, King’s Island, and my personal favorite in my own back yard, Geauga Lake! Good times, good times.
Haha, they’re adding a high-end luxury shopping wing, along with more activity-oriented things (like a theater/performance venue).
It’s a really impressive mall, and I’m glad I got to see it!
I too grew up in Ohio, Ravenna, and know the hometown feeling that I miss now that I’m in Myrtle Beach, SC. I’m going on a road trip and making the mall of america a stop over. With only one day to visit (this time) which floor offers the most diverse shopping of interest? The information is appreciated and the page was interesting. Thank you,
I think which floor is “best” is going to be completely subjective and based on which stores you’re most interested in. You can explore the mall via an interactive map online: https://www.mallofamerica.com/directory
It sounds pretty fun, but I think I would be super overwhelmed by everything going on!
Go during the week when school is in session, and it’s really not bad at all! 🙂
LOVED this post! I reckon I would enjoy three days in the Mall of America a bit too much 😛 in the uk, we have several large shopping centres (The Trafford Centre is my local huge one, it’s pretty good!), but nothing quite as big as the Mall of America! Hope I make it there one day ?
They’re planning a huge expansion in the next few years, too, which will make it TWICE as big! If you ever find yourself in the US, it sounds like maybe you’ll need to make a stop in Minnesota!
I recently was at MOA after not visiting for several years. I sure got my exercise! The 3 day vacation sounds like a lot of fun! I was originally on line to see the times and prices for the MOA aquarium. I will visit the mall again eventually.